Mon, 08:05
The week starts well. call from the advertising department, they can not find a file. Did you use the search program "FDISK" recommended.
Hope they work for a while.
08:25
The payroll is complaining, not their network connection. Had promised to take care of it immediately.
then unplugged my coffee maker and connected to their server again. Why
hear me no when I say, I have enough power points? Payroll thanks for the prompt completion.
Again a few lucky users!
08:45
The Lagerfuzzis want to know how they can change the font in your word processor. Ask them what chip set is installed on the motherboard. They want to call if they have it figured out.
09:20
call from a branch: You can not plant in open Lotus Notes. Combine it with the porter on the ground floor chamber.
09:35
The advertising department reported that their PC will not boot and displays "ERROR IN DRIVE 0". Tell them the operating system is to blame, and give them the number of the Microsoft help line.
09:40
The warehousemen say they have found that the fonts have nothing to do with the chipset. Tell you, I would have said "bit set" and not "chipset." You want to keep looking. How do these people get their driver's license?
10:05
The instructor calls, he needs an access code for a new apprentice. Tell him he must submit an application on Form 7A96GFTR4567LPHT. Says he has never heard of such a form. Refer it to the reception on the ground floor.
10:20
The boys from the camp be no peace. They are very unfriendly and say I would muck it. You have now even found out how to change the fonts. You want to complain to the personnel manager about me. I turn the phone of the personnel managers "busy" on. Then I log on their server and give them a lesson.
10:30
My friend is calling. Her parents come to visit on the weekend and it has prepared a comprehensive support program. Do not listen to talking. Connect it to the doorman downstairs.
10:40
Once again the camp. They report very humbly, that all their files are empty. Tell them that's what happens when you want to be smarter than the administrator. Show me forgiving and promise to wade into the issue. Wait 15 minutes, then on its server, the font color back to "know" to "black" reset. Thank you profusely and assured me that the threatened complaint would only be a Joke. As of today, they eat from my hand!
10:45
The porter comes by and says he receives strange phone calls.
He is determined to learn something about computers. Tell him we will start immediately with the training. Give him watching the first lesson, the task of the monitor closely. Go to lunch.
14:30
Come back from lunch. The doorman says, the hiring manager was here and have something drivelling from a phone problem.
Unlock the busy tone of his leadership. What those people would do without me?
14:35
Stöpsle the service line again. It rings once. Cornelia (must be new) from the dispatch calls. Says that she urgently needed a new ID, because she has forgotten the old one. Tell her ID will be generated by the random, when I enter their hair color, age, size and marital status. The data listen to exciting.
Tell her ID will be ready in the evening, but due to the urgency I will bring you directly to their apartment.
14:40
Scroll a little in the diary of the hiring managers. Delete the entry "WEDDING DAY TOMORROW!" on Wednesday and the entry "WEDDING DAY! BUY FLOWERS ON THE WAY HOME!" on Thursday. Wonder if he on Friday still looks so happy.
14:45
Pförtner sagt, der Monitor erscheine ihm etwas zu dunkel. Schalte den Monitor ein und starte den Bildschirmschoner. Pförtner macht sich eifrig Notizen. Wenn doch die gesamte Belegschaft so leicht zufrieden zu stellen wäre!
14:55
Spiele einige Dateien aus dem Ordner "Behobene Fehler" wieder auf den Hauptserver zurück um sicherzustellen, dass meiner Ablösung für die Spätschicht nicht langweilig wird.
15:00
Endlich Feierabend! Hole mir vom Server der Personalabteilung die Adresse von Cornelia und packe die Flasche Schampus aus dem Kühlschrank der VIP-Lounge ein. Notiere noch hastig ihre neue ID (123456)und mache mich auf den Weg. Nach so einem harten Tag braucht der Mensch ein wenig Entspannung!
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