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The first blonde guy joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I did not realize he hated burritos so much. "

(Oh this is GOOD!) Everyone turned and stared

at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Do not look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch. "

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Life is 4 bottles ... Weapons of math instruction

shit ............

we are already in the third ...

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Can I Sue For Phlebitus

In England, a teacher was arrested.
With him were a pencil, a ruler and a protractor found.
Apparently he was part of the Al-Gebra network and besaß "weapons of math instruction"

(THX for this joke, Jenny)

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Ich stiess bei meiner Arbeit (okay darüber lässt sich streiten) auf ein Problem. Wie entschlüsselt man ein PDF, welches man eigentlich nur Drucken dürfte.

Gut gibt es Google, dein Freund und Helfer.
Very quickly I found a Linux solution that I had to try it.

With Ubuntu 9.04 I had to first install ghostscript.
$ sudo apt-get install gs

Now I could use this command to the PDF file can be created new. It ignores ghostscript protection settings of the PDF's.
$ gs-q-sDEVICE = pdfwrite-dNOPAUSE-sOutputFile = Ausgabedatei.pdf original-file.pdf-c quit

As Ausgabedatei.pdf Specify the name of the new file. (PDF extension not be forgotten)
The original file of the original path to the file specified.

I noticed a slight loss of quality, but otherwise I find this solution

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Dear Robert,

I hope for your help. The other day I drove to work while my husband stayed
as usual at home. I had been driving just 5 km
when the car engine gave up the ghost. I ran back on foot to
home to ask my husband for help. When I got home
, I could not believe what I saw: He was with the daughter
our neighbors in the bedroom! I am 32 years old, my husband is
34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22 We are the last 10 Jahren
verheiratet.

Als ich ihn zur Rede stellte, gestand er, dass die beiden seit sechs
Monaten eine Affäre hatten. Ich habe ihm gesagt, dass ich ihn
verlassen würde, wenn er diese nicht beenden würde. Er hat vor sechs
Monaten seinen Arbeitsplatz verloren und sagt, dass er sich nutzlos
vorkommt und deprimiert sei. Ich liebe ihn wirklich, aber seit meinem
Ultimatum scheint er sich nur noch mehr von mir zurückzuziehen. Eine
Eheberatung lehnt er ab, und meine verzweifelten Gesprächsversuche
dringen nicht mehr zu ihm durch.

Kannst Du mir bitte einen Rat geben?

Susanne


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Dear Susan,

When a motor turns off after 5 kilometers, the
have a number of causes. Make sure first that the
fuel line is clear and clean. Check the operation of
the injector and the fuse box, its position in
the operating instructions is described. If all this is not the cause
probably the fuel pump is defective, so the injectors
are underserved, and therefore can not build the necessary
pressure.

I hope I have helped you.

Robert

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